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I recently flew from New York to Denver.  I had a middle seat on a packed flight in the very back row.  In that seat, there is no reclining.  Those two little inches don’t seem like much unless you’re dead tired.  All I could think of was how comfortable everyone else looked, and how much I missed those glorious two inches!
I was fidgeting, moaning, and shifting in my seat like someone craving a fix!  The flight attendant joked with me, “Would you like a beverage…or rehab?!” I didn’t really see the humor in it, being miserable & all. 
After 3 1/2 hours of my head bobbing around, and nearly giving my seatmates a black eye, we landed in Denver. 
I went to help a woman get her bag down from the overhead bin, and two other bags came flying out with it and crashed down to the floor…but not before falling on a nine-year-old boy who was still sitting in his seat. The poor kid was trying so hard not to cry.  Everyone was cursing under their breaths at me while I fumbled with the dumped carry-on luggage.  I apologized profusely, but everyone still hated me.  It was not my proudest moment. 
I fly from Denver to LA in two days…pray you’re not on that flight!

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