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March, 2008 I just got back from Las Vegas - 2 nights at the Las Vegas Hilton. This is about the fourth or fifth time I’ve been there with George Lopez, and it’s always a great time. While in Vegas I got a chance to play golf with Mr. Lopez, actor Don Cheadle, and PGA players Dean Wilson and Charlie Hoffman. It was really cool except for the fact that I SUCK at golf! I shared a cart with Charlie who was such a good sport about it. He just laughed every time I lost yet another ball. He was right behind me on most of my shots and I still almost hit him a couple of times. Probably the best line of the day was when I was called out a “Heads Up!” to Dean because I was hitting behind him. He said that he better get to a place where he knew he wouldn’t get hit - then stood right in the middle of the green. That was a good one…at my expense. All these guys were so great to me - I know I didn’t belong on the same course with any of them, but I had an awesome time. A lot of jokes & laughing – a day I’ll never forget! January, 2008 I hope you all had a great Holiday Season! After the holidays I did a show in Breck, CO to round out ULLR Fest. It was a lot of fun, and the day after I thought I’d hit the slopes on the snowboard my wife bought me for Xmas. Would've been more fun if I knew how to snowboard. I don’t know what hurt more at the end of the day - my ass or my face. I’d spent equal time on both. The thing with snowboarding is that you feel so cool carrying it around the resort. Then you actually get on the board. I think my wife bought the snowboard for me so she could finally collect on that Life Insurance. I was so bad that I the people on the emergency snowmobiles asked if I’d just like to give it up and get a ride home! Thankfully, my show that night was with one of my very favorite people - Kevin Fitzgerald. The crowd was awesome and didn’t seem to notice me almost falling off the stage from my legs giving out. December, 2007 I’m back in Denver this week hanging with the family and ANIMALS. I bought two birds for my wife on her birthday. She’s into birds and I was kind of working off that Love Bird theme. Unfortunately these things haven’t stopped fighting since I brought them home. I’ve never seen birds like this fight before. It’s disturbing! They spin around and smack the crap out of each other with their wings. Feathers are flying like someone’s having a pillow fight. HOW ROMANTIC. I’m expecting to come home one night to find two naked birds slap fighting each other. “Look Honey! That’s just like us!” Not such a great gift. “I love you…Here’s some aggressive birds.” The only way it could’ve been more touching is if I had given her a tank full of piranhas. Be sure to check out my Tour Dates page for all the upcoming shows in your area. Thanks, and Happy New Year! October, 2007 I want to thank everyone who came out to Morty’s in Indianapolis this past weekend. What a great club! I had a blast working the week. Vince Morris was kind of enough to do the hosting for the week. (A national Headliner in the MC spot) The Feature act was Justin Schlegel from Baltimore. (This guy’s a freakin power house). To make it even better, on Friday night B.T. happened to be in the area and he did a guest set and blew the place apart. Four Headliners in one show! A LOT OF FUN! Next week I’m performing at the Boston Comedy Festival. I hope you can come out. I did a set last week for the Semi-Finals of The Lucky 21 Competition. I was really happy with the set. This part of the competition is judged completely by people who log onto (ziddio.com) So please, if you get a chance, go to www.thelucky21.com and vote for yours truly. I would really appreciate it. Love, Bryan September, 2007 I want to thank everybody who came to see me at The Loony Bin. Those shows were a blast. And to the people of Oak Creek, CO…you guys are crazy! I’m excited to be back with Mr. Lopez for the next two weeks. The month ends for me in Indianapolis at Morty’s. It’s a new club for me, so please come out! So I tried to fix my Swamp Cooler yesterday, and I fell off the roof onto my deck. Thank God I don’t have that many bones in my body or I would’ve gotten hurt. Then, I was pulling weeds and a swarm of bees chased me out of my own back yard. It was horrifying, but I’m sure the neighbors loved it. There’s nothing funnier than some poor bastard running around his yard screaming and flailing his arms around like he caught himself on fire.(Which I’m sure will be the next thing to happen to me). This handyman crap is brutal. UFC fighters have less battle scars than I do. As far as the Do-it-yourself projects are concerned, I’m tapping out and trying just to stay alive until I hit the road. Love, Bryan August, 2007 Hey Everyone!
Just got back to Denver from an awesome show in Vegas with George Lopez. We'll be around the next couple of weeks too: Santa Barbara, CA on the 11th, San Antonio, TX and Anaheim, CA on the 18th and 19th. I’m going to be staying in California on the week between these dates. This will be the last chance for my big kids to go on vacation before school starts. We’re going to see the fam out there and probably hit up Disneyland. I’ll see if I can conquer my fear of the tea cups… “Stop the Ride!” Yeah, I was one of those. “Hey this is really spinning faaaa…..yak!” Maybe I’ll just stick to Mr. Toad’s Wild Ride. I'll be at the Loony Bin in Wichita, KS from the 22nd thru the 26th of August. It’ll be a crazy show! For tix call: (316) 618-4242. Love, Bryan |
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