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Just got back from Chicago from a show with George Lopez. The week before I was in Phoenix and it was gorgeous - only 90 degrees. That sounds pretty hot, but the whole dry heat thing was into effect.
I’ll take 90 degrees in the dry heat of Phoenix over 90 degrees in Chicago and 95 percent humidity. I love Chicago, but the humid days can suck the life out of you. You walk from the car to a restaurant and you look like you’ve run a marathon. Everything you’re wearing is clinging to your sweaty body except for your hair, which only gets bigger! I get an instant afro from the humidity. That’s a nice look for a wiry white dude. I went to the cubs game, and by the 3rd inning I looked like a dirty Q-tip. People in back of me couldn’t see around my water tower shaped do. It was so puffed up, a foul ball could’ve landed on it and I wouldn’t have even flinched. It took a couple of gallons of gel to get it down, which in turn made me look like Pee Wee Herman. Nice trade off!
I’m back in Denver now with my usual flat hair. I’m going to be doing some shows at the Comedy Works South club in July, so come on out!
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